"Sure I do. Uh... Gather up the following: a wooden bowl, a sharp object of sentimental significance, the more you feel about it the better, a stick of graphite, a hunk of quartz, distilled water, and a gram of copper. Draw abstract stuff on the bowl, put quartz in the middle, fill the bowl with water. Cut yourself with the sharp thing, drip the blood into the bowl, then as quickly as possible put your dominant hand over the quartz, the copper over the hand, and your remaining hand over the copper. Then think about yourself as much as possible. And then you have magic."