He fumbles a bit, but catches the can. He looks at it, confused. He's never seen anything like it before.

"Define 'new and crazy'?" he asks, nervously, inspecting the spraypaint, bringing it close to his face. He successfully figures out how to press the button. While it is aimed at his face.

He yelps and drops it, and rubs at his now pinkened face.

"What was that, what did that do?! I can't see, I'm blind! Help!"